It Doesn’t Hurt to Have a Biblical Sense of Humor

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why they no longer live in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all ten commandments at once.

Q. Who was the greatest babysitter mention in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua. He was son of Nun.

Q. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Q. Why is it a sin for a woman to make coffee?
A. Because in the Bible it says “He-brews”.

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